Fun Fact

For my Indian brothers and sisters only

In which country distance is measured in minutes??
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India
Kitna dur h?
bs 5 min.
Slowlifee Slowlifee
18-21, F
6 Responses Sep 24, 2012

Santa n Banta as a Soldiers captured
a pakistani, gave him a dice& said-if u
get 1,2,3,4,5 we'll kill u.
Paki asked-6 aya to?
Santa n banta-Ludo nhi khela kya?
dobara bari ayegi..:P

Santa ki kahaani,
ussi ki jabaani:-
I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around.
Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but she got in front of me.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look like my son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," I said to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?""Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mom?' It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it.
As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Good Bye, Mom!"
As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was$1027.50.
"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.:

Wife - Jaanu tum muhje waise pyar nahi karte jaise
S.R.K. Kajol se film mein karta hai?
Azeem - Woh Pyar karne ka 12 crore leta hai, tere
Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nai diye!!:~>

2 Woman friends chatting in office
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinnerin 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.
After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work
Husband 2: How was your evening?
Husband 1: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you?
Husband 2: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab.
We walked home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricityso I had to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!!

Mukesh Ambani:- Agar mai subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi
nahi dekh sakta
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Pappu :- Hamare paas bhi pehle aisi khatara car thi.. humne to Bech dali. :O :p :D =D

ha ha... nice 1