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Hand Job

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

While enjoying his drink he sees a notice behind the bar :

Toasted ham & cheese sandwich $ 2.00
Steak and chips $ 4.00

right at the bottom

Hand Job $ 10.00

He calls the sexy bar lady over and asks
" are you the one giving the hand jobs ? "

The bar lady flutters her eyes at the man and with a pout on her face and in her sweetest voice answered " yes sir, that's me "

The man tells her :

"Well go wash your hands then,,,,,,

I want a toasted ham & cheese sandwich "

RichardsDick RichardsDick 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 30, 2012

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LMAO, very careful guy.....nice one