Hand JobA man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
While enjoying his drink he sees a notice behind the bar :
Toasted ham & cheese sandwich $ 2.00
Steak and chips $ 4.00
right at the bottom
Hand Job $ 10.00
He calls the sexy bar lady over and asks
" are you the one giving the hand jobs ? "
The bar lady flutters her eyes at the man and with a pout on her face and in her sweetest voice answered " yes sir, that's me "
The man tells her :
"Well go wash your hands then,,,,,,
I want a toasted ham & cheese sandwich "