Fill My Prescription!So a woman walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist "Hello, I need some cyanide to kill my husband, can you wrap some up for me?"
The pharmacist, shocked, said "Are you serious? I can't sell you cyanide to kill someone, are you crazy?"
The woman said "But my husband is cheating on me............look" and with that she handed the pharmacist a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife.
"OHHHHH" say's the pharmacist. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had a presc