I Love Jokes And Riddles

Quick Answer - Tickled My Funny Bone

By: moxiesurvivor

Written on July 22nd, 2008

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a
woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all
of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.

By: moxiesurvivor

Age: 66-70 , Female

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moxiesurvivor

Like that one - haven't heard it before.

Jul 26, 2008
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Mountainman923518

One of my all time favorites is. "That SOB is using up oxygen, a perfectly good cockroach could put to better use!"

Raw an funny MnM

Jul 26, 2008
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moxiesurvivor

Here's another one from my 2nd husband - "that person has no redeeming qualities".

He had a voice like a DJ on a really neat radio show and a masters in theater and drama. He was also a Zen Buddhist - I think I liked that part of him a lot. Mox

Jul 26, 2008
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moxiesurvivor

Right on - or "not worth 2 dead flies" - another phrase from the past.

Jul 22, 2008
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oxytocin

hahaha gonna use that one.............. if i'm not saying "another good f&*k wasted!"

Jul 22, 2008
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moxiesurvivor

Your Mom is funny too - just like you!!!

Reminds me of another phrase - my friend Ted used to say - "the fugitive from a douche" about people he didn't like! LOL

Jul 22, 2008
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emerald

ROFLMBO! THAT was funny! Kinda reminds me of the obnoxious kid in our office one day that my Mom, the receptionist exclaimed under her breath: There's one kid that shoulda sailed out the window in a rubber! :O

Jul 22, 2008
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