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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as CFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, NBL 3.0 and NFL 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Reply from the Technical Side:

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5, but remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, do not install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

P.S. Boyfriend 5.0 was also shareware and ran on many other platforms. Husband 1.0 is a single installation package and provides security options unavailable under Boyfriend 5.0.
DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 14 Responses Nov 15, 2012

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Brill...love it :-)

Awesome post, Dinah! I applaud the Tech Support for enlightenment in my software!

So glad you enjoyed. :-) (Hope you are feeling better, btw...)

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As long as the space between those moments is increasing, all is well..... Enjoy your holiday season..... :-) Best to Brill.. :-)

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hahaha this is awesome! Thanks for posting!

So glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading my post. :-)

Thank you, Dinah. Best holiday wishes for you, too.

OMG! So cute. I love it.

I agree. :-)

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Yes, but it is a sad commentary on marriage too. Male people need to be taught that dating should start when you get married. That is how men stay married.

I think that both the men and the women need to keep alive the love and magic that is present when dating-love does change, there is a decrease in the newness, but it deepens when it is real, and honesty grows and trust grows- both parties are participants, not just the man, and not just the woman.

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I know what you mean......

i was reminded of my ex bf, he's in the IT field

Hope it was a reminder that provided a smile at least.....

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