Senior Citizen Joke


A  little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and  says, "Please come over
here and help me. I  have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure  out how to
get started."

Her neighbor  asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's  finished?"

The little silver haired lady  says, "According to the picture on the  box,
it's a rooster."

Her neighbor  decides to go over and help with the puzzle.  

She lets him in and shows him where she  has the puzzle spread all over the

He studies the pieces for a moment, then  looks at the box, then turns to her
and says,  

"First of all, no matter what we do,  we're not going to be able to
assemble these  pieces into anything resembling a rooster."  

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I  want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of  tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh

"Let's  put all the Corn  Flakes  back  in the box."

idlewatcher idlewatcher
31-35, M
33 Responses Nov 16, 2012


LOL! :)

First time I heard that it was a Blonde !!

Mine was Australian ... but still amusing ☺

This was hysterical.... I gotta pass it on.... Thanks.

I'm so embarrassed. I thought this was going to be some kind of **** joke.

lol sorry to disappoint ;)

That's what I thought too... :-}

Could have the corn flakes too.

Hi idlewatcher, that's so corny!

Someone my grandpa would do...
:( XD

Oh thats funny :)

too goooooooooooooood....


I got some emails in response to this "Uhhh what does that mean?" lol

Hehe. Maybe they don't know what a cornflake box looks like?

Or they're just airheads.

Perhaps they are Weetabix only people


God I'm dying of laughter

Haha. Love it. :)

Wonderful. More of this gentle humour, please!

LMFAO ! Nice one I loved it !

OMG this one is too funny for words!!!

Huh. That explains why my Tony The Tiger looked a bit different from the box! :O

Hehehe thats a really cool joke I love it.



I am still laughing out loud, I was caught up in the puzzle, never knowing, the rooster, is the rooster on the kelloggs corn flakes. This is Hilarious. this is a onederful joke. Happy thanksgiving idlewatcher!

And you as well friend :) Have a good one! And don't eat too much or you'll sleep through the weekend lol

Hilarious ha ha ha :-)

Loved it!!


I have got to share this with my mother! It will totally make her day.


first didnt get it but then saw the pic. lol!

lol the photo is important I agree


Looool thats cute haha

Ha ha ha



Omg, this is great!

Meh, I give it a 60/100.........was forwarded to me by my neighbor who probably would have this same problem lol