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Wife Has An Headache

One night Richard a Police Officer returned home at 4:00am after working the night shift. He opened the door to the bedroom quietly he then took his clothes off in the dark and climbed into bed with his wife.

As soon as he settled in his wife said, “Sweetheart, I have a headache. Will you go over to the drug store and pick me up some aspirin?” Richard agreed so got dressed in the dark and walked over to the drug store.

When he arrived at the drug store, he picked up the aspirin and went up to the counter to pay for the pills.

The shop assistant looked at him for a moment and said, “Hey, aren’t you Richard Petersen?”

Richard answered, “Yes I am”.

The shop assistant looked puzzled and asked, “Well aren’t you a Police Officer?”

Richard smiled and again answered, “Yes I am”.

The shop assistant scratched her head for a second, looked him up and down then said,
 
“So why are you dressed like the Fire Chief?”
EbonyLady EbonyLady 41-45, F 13 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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lol

Glad it made you laugh :)

That's Awesome!!!

I like this one a lot too :)

You should add me

EbonyLady,

That is totally awesome!!!! Love it.

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Nudy

Hey Nudy, I'm glad you enjoyed this one... ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

yes I have worn the wrong clothes before. LOL

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Nudy

So you're the culprit.... Nudy is Bad, lol!

You know it and Nudy probably needs a good spanking too. lol

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You hear the one about the blonde that walked into a bank in New York City and asked for a $5,000.00 emergency loan? The bank officer told her that they would need collateral for any loan and she then handed over the keys to her brand new Mercedes Benz. They loan officer inspected the car and her handed over the clear title and papers were drawn up and a check issued. After she left the bank officer drove the can down into the bank's secure parking and they all got a big laugh about this blonde leaving a $90,000.00 car with then to secure a $5,000.00 loan. One month later she returns to the. And and pays off the loan along with the $15.35 interest. The bank officer told her that after she left they checked her out and found she was worth millions and had plenty of money in the bank. He asked why she would leave her car with the bank for a loan she didn't need. The blonde replied, "where else could I park my car for 30 days in a private, secure lot in the middle of New York City for $15.35?

Yes I have, lol... But it's always good to be reminded of a good joke.. Thank you for bringing me a smile.. :)

Glad I made you smile, even on an old joke :). Would really like to be a friend, please

ha ha... i read twice to get this... nice one :) :)

Good, well read some more of the jokes I have posted =^.^=

Can only hope she was worth it, :)

Who knows.... :)

Maybe the fire chief :)

Well..... lol.

i heard of a real case something like that, a soldier stationed not too far from here.
was feeling a little cold one night, so he called back to his house and shouted up to his wife to throw him down a jacket.
so his wife threw him a jacket, he went back to his barracks, and his mates asked.

when did you get promoted, he was wearing a sergeants jacket.

*GASP* LOL... That must have been so awful... I feel embarrassed for him (((titter)))

Very funny,

I think so too, thanks for your comment :)

LOL..cute

Ain't that the truth, lol.

Bahahahaha ... To funny.

Glad you liked it Foxxy69.

ahaahahahahaha...hilarious! ; D

I need a man like that....Obedient and willing, lol.

LOL ; )

He would just have to do as he is told, simple really!!!

Hahaha...that's good

I quite like this one :)