To Further Your Education


On the first day of college the Dean addressed the students:

"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory for the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule for the first time will be fined $20.
The second time $60 and a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"

A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"


The Choir

The choir just came out of rehearsal.
"Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?"

Mr Harris asked a fellow choir member, David Grey. "Yes I sing a lot. I use my voice to kill time," said David.

Mr. Harris nodded, "You certainly have a fine weapon!"


Heaven

Einstein dies and goes to Heaven only to be informed that his room is not ready yet.

"I hope you will not mind  waiting in a dormitory. We are sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share a room with others", he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need  to make such a great fuss.
So the doorman leads him to the dorm, they enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.

"See here is your first roommate. He has an IQ of 180!"
"Why that's wonderful!" says Albert.
"We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is your second roommate. His IQ is 150!"
Why that's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is your third roommate. His IQ is 100!"
"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves to capture Albert's hand and shake it.
"I'm your last roommate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."

Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think the interest rates are headed?"
thesower thesower
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Nov 25, 2012