Irish Couple On Honeymoon

A YOUNG IRISH COUPLE, WENT ON HONEYMOON ON AN IRISH FARM.
WHEN THEY ARRIVED THE LANDLADY TOLD THEM THEY WOULD GET THEIR MEALS AT THE SAME TIME AS EVERYONE ON THE FARM.
SO THE FOLLOWING MORNING AT 6 oc SHE BROUGHT UP A TRAY TO THEIR ROOM, SHE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, AND SHOUTED "YOUR BREAKFAST IS HERE" AND LEFT IT OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
AT 11 oc SHE BROUGHT UP TEA AND SCONES, THE BREAKFAST TRAY WAS UNTOUCHED,.
SHE KNOCKED AGAIN AND SAID "YOUR TEA IS HERE", AND LEFT IT BESIDE THE OTHER TRAY.
SAME WITH DINNER ETC THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
THIS WENT ON FOR A FEW DAYS, AND THE TRAYS WERE STARTING TO REALLY BUILD UP.
SO AFTER THE FOURTH DAY SHE STARTED TO GET REALLY WORRIED.
SHE BANGED LOUDLY ON THE DOOR, AND SHOUTED " ARE YOU ALRIGHT IN THERE".
AFTER A WHILE THEY ANSWERED THAT THEY WERE GRAND.
SHE SAID " YOU HAVENT EATEN A THING IN DAYS ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE ALL RIGHT.
YES THEY SAID, WE ARE LIVING ON THE FRUITS OF LOVE.

"THATS GRAND" SAID THE FARMERS WIFE, BUT WOULD YOU MIND NOT THROWING THE SKINS OUT THE WINDOW.
YOU'RE CHOKING MY CHICKENS.
cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
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3 Responses Nov 26, 2012

LOL, Hey Cyril, that was excellent, more please (((giggles)))

glad you liked it folks

Good one!