It Sure Seems Dark In Here......

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in
the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's
husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in
the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there.

After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here.

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear
anything, let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a football."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the cupboard together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have football boots."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK How much this time?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots
and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and to who?"

The boy says, "To a friend of mine for a $1,000."

The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your
friend like that". "That's four times what they cost when they were
new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your
terrible sin."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here".

The priest says, "Don't start that **** again you little *****, you're
in my cupboard now"!!
DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm
41-45, F
4 Responses Nov 27, 2012

Ha..ha..needed to laught. cheers from Singapore

Cheers. So glad I was able to provide a needed laugh....

Ohhhhh...Love it, lol. Got my first laugh of the day, thanks for sharing :)

I am pleased that you enjoyed it. Somehow, laughter in the morning sets the tone for the rest of the day. Hope you have a good one.

Thanks for reading.

Funny stuff. So much like real life. Good one. mini

Thanks you for reading and commenting.

That was good. Thanks.

You are most welcome. I am glad that you enjoyed it. :-)