Altruism At It's Best. :-)

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you made love?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took
his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax"
him several times.

Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "I should hope not, it's only 2130 now."
DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm
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2 Responses Nov 27, 2012

You are so funny. This is funny.

I am so glad you are enjoying the stories....

LOL :)

I sincerely hope you are writing all these yourself .. I am busy getting into hot water in my neck of the woods !

Why are you in hot water? (If you mean a hot bath- then by all means...enjoy......those can be delightful, esp in chillier weather...)