One Wish Genie

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a Genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genie's are a story book myth.
I'm a one wish genie. So... what will it be?"

The woman did not hesitate.

She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map! I want these countries to stop fighting each other and I want the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for the past five hundred years...I'm good but not that good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a moment and said, "Well, I have never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help out with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for... a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said," Let me see that map again."
thesower thesower
Nov 27, 2012