The Two Priests

Two priest's were taking a **** in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's ****.

He says "I'm not really a rocket scientist or anything, but, isn't that supposed to be on your arm?"

The other priest goes "Nah, it's working fine. I'm down to two butts a day"!
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7 Responses Nov 28, 2012

LMFAO

I will never be browned off with this type of joke.

OMG....... speechless......

yup- multiple times over..... :-)

Good - soooo funny.

Best belly laugh in a while. Man says to wife 'do I please you in bed?' 'Yes I especially like that trick with your mouth.' 'What trick?' 'That one where you shut up and go to sleep!'

Nasty! :-D

What if I say... disgusting? rofl

Glad to see you back, Mr. R! And, with an ouchy joke, too!