Two Lines

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was over 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!

You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!

Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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6 Responses Nov 28, 2012

I love you- what can I say.... it is perfect for the p.w'd men of the world...... ;-)

do you not understand?.... shall I be graphic?....

yeah- erudite or not...nothing ever changes... LOL!!!!!

OMG...not tonight, just not tonight...please.......

meanie... :-)

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that just about sums it up

That was a good one-thanks for the laugh.

i'm the head of my household, and i have my wife's permission to say so.

I wish all men were just as obedient :)

Really? I dominate my man? That's why my son always calls me alpha female! lol

I laughed out loud here... it is perfect. :-) Thank you.....