Dead Expectations

Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I should be home soon, please tidy up the place, fresh up yourself and make sure my dinner is hot and ready for me when I get there"

He sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back,"Omg really?"

Husband replied, "No, I just wanted to make
sure you got my first message
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Nov 29, 2012