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Santa's Bad Day

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.


When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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That was cute! Thanks ronanp.

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This is AWESOME!! :DDD

Omg lol thats epicccc. When the mice ate the broom thats my fav part haha

LMAO . . . OMG . . . I LOVED THIS > > > and how timely . . . thank you soooo much . . . I'll be sharing and spreading the laughs for sure . . . tooooo funny . . . 8D

absolutely . . . thank you . . . and already have . . . so funny that I had just got off the phone with my dad who is having just such a day . . . and I had to call him right back with this one . . . so you also brightened up his day too . . .that's the best . . . thank you again ronanp . . . 8D

I get the distinct feeling that when I go over there for Christmas day that my dad is going to start his own holiday tradition and I know exactly where the cat will be spending his Christmas . . . hahahahahaha . . . 8D