Some Tasteless Vagina Jokes

(Now there's an oxymoron if I ever heard one)...

What tastes good on pie but not on *****?

What's the definition of a tongue-twister?
A spiral *****!

What's the definition of a woman?
Life support for a vagina!

What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
They are both stuck up *****!

Why do blondes wear tampons?
Because crabs like bungee jumping too!

What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole?
The chinrest!

What's the difference between eating ***** and driving in a snowstorm?
When you eat *****, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!

What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's **** when she is on her period?
Your palm Red!

How do you know if you have an overbite?
If your eating ***** and it tastes like ****!

Why is a woman's ***** like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you!

Who designed the female genitals?
The local council. Who else would put a playground right next to a sewer!

Why do women find it hard to **** first thing in the morning?
Have you ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich!

What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?
An infected ***** on your organ!

Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips!

Why is pubic hair curly?
You would poke your eye out if it were straight!

Why don't they let women swim in the ocean anymore?
They can't get the smell out of the fish!

A doctor was performing a routine gynecological examination when he suddenly found a tea bag half way inside the vagina. When he asked the patient about it,. she looked up in horror and said, "Oh my God! What could I have put in the hot water?"

Why do tampons have strings?
So that you can floss after you eat!

What's the difference between parsley and *****?
Nobody eats parsley!

What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand?
You can't gargle sand!
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2 Responses Dec 4, 2012


Opus you should be ashamed of yourself, I almost died from laughing too hard.