Kieth and his wife were having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker.

She not quite sure what to do, so Kieth says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars.
Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."

She stands outside the bar showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He replies, "I only got thirty."

She says, "Hold on," And runs back to Kieth and asks, "What now. What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job," Kieth replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job."

He agrees and she gets in the car.
He unzips his trousers, and outĀ pops this huge willy.
She stares for a few seconds, then says, "I'll be right back... she runs back to Kieth.

"What's wrong," he asks.

"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"

thesower thesower
Dec 4, 2012