Never Force Children To Pray

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. The
little boy said" but I don't know how to pray. His Dad said "just pray for
your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.

The little boy said

"Dear Lord. Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished
all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive
our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on
her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked
ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who
use mom's room when daddy is at work.

AMEN"

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening......
AuthenticLady42 AuthenticLady42
46-50, F
3 Responses Dec 5, 2012

I like this area, thank you.

Hilarious!

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