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10 Reasons Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Woman

10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

09. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

08. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

07. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

05. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

03. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

02. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

01. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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Especially #1.

funny ..I really like it and now I am gonna write one story..

Woman don't have any balls to break though!? Funny lmao

be prepared to face women's wrath!
but such an awesome one

Fantstic...even my wife got a chuckle out of it. 8^)=

very funny!

lol

Fantstic...even my wife got a chuckle out of it. 8^)=

hahaha!

dude... if your woman has balls that can be broken... .

LOL

Smilin' away....jus lovin' this... ;-P

Sounds like your perfect match

This guy is really on a rip today with jokes. Please keep it up!

Funny......though there is a few in here that don't fit a lot of us women. Some of us don't mind artificial ones or electrical devices. We may even enjoy the occasional break from our husbands that football brings.

I gotta stop reading these...my side hurts...But everyone at my work now knows how the Christmas angel came to be!! :D