A New Store In New York

Two guys in New York are standing in an empty store - the shelves are not in yet - it is a planning session for the new business they are about to open.

One says to another - any minute now some nosy Jew is going to stick his head in the door and ask us what type of store we are going to open.

Sure enough a minute later an elderly Jewish man peers through the window and spots our two hero's standing there. He sticks his head in the door and asks.

So what will you be selling here in this store?

Like water off a ducks back one of the fellows replies "********"

The old man responds "well business must be very good, only two left".

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Dec 6, 2012