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Santa's Favorite Pickup Lines

I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!

Some of my best toys run on batteries...

I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!
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Santa's favorite Pick-up line: I'd rather push a sleigh than drive a Chevy OR a Ford! :P

"""Fat guy with a whip!!""" *wipes mascara tracks runnin down my face and hiccups...from laughing... :DDDDDD