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Santa's Favorite Pickup Lines

By: ronanp
Written on December 6th, 2012
By: ronanp
Age: 51-55 , Male
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  • emerald

    Santa's favorite Pick-up line: I'd rather push a sleigh than drive a Chevy OR a Ford! :P

    Dec 6, 2012
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  • sierra33

    """Fat guy with a whip!!""" *wipes mascara tracks runnin down my face and hiccups...from laughing... :DDDDDD

    Dec 6, 2012
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    • ronanp

      Glad you're enjoying my holiday jokes

      Dec 6, 2012
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