Christmas Shopping

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do, so she called him on his mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."

……..and so it goes…..along with the fight....
SlowhandsHD SlowhandsHD
51-55, M
2 Responses Dec 6, 2012

Ouch.....but I knew a completely cheap ******* of a guy who would probably have done that....many a truth is spoken in jest.......

ROFL! I have a hubby like that!