Celibate

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. 
He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. 
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. 
After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script. 
All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'." 
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. 
After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R' the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
RickiChickie RickiChickie
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7 Responses Dec 6, 2012

that was a g eat joke any mo e, oh feck, ha ha ha.

The message is, let's celebrate! ;-)

very funny

Funny. Being Catholic, I expecially loved it. Lololo. :-)

We Catholics cherish such jokes even more! Bwahaha

lol this one makes me laugh every time. Thank you!

Excellent!!!!

Oh birdie girl this is PRICELESS!! :D Thanks....I love it when I can start my Friday with a good giggle!!

I rarely post a joke but this one is somewhat cute. Poor Pope! :'-))

This was a really good one!! :D I just got laughing all over again reading it!! :D

That would be a shock to the system if you found out it was a misspelling.

And great pleasure for most priests I think! lol