Irish Priest Transfered To Texas


Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
Then he noticed there was... a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station.

"Good morning, "This is Sargent Jones. How may I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take of the matter.

Seargent Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was my impression that you people took care of the last rites."


There was dead silence on the line for a moment...

Father O'Malley then replied, "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call." 

thesower thesower
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1 Response Dec 6, 2012

ha ha thats a good one.