Jewelry

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
appraiserjes appraiserjes
41-45, M
2 Responses Dec 6, 2012

was just thinking, liz taylor got loads of jewelry in her life, seem to remember she spent her later years in a wheelchair.
her knees must have been fecked.

like it, like it, any woman i see from now on with loads of jewelry, will make me think hmmm i know what you've been doing, haw haw haw.