How To Guess Age................? ???

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.

She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was.

It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her BRA and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each one of her...He gently pinches them as well. He pushes her assets together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her assets, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's.""
valobasa4ever valobasa4ever
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41 Responses Dec 7, 2012

EXCELLENT....lmao

Glad U liked that .. (-:

Liked it? LOVED IT, thanks, nothing like having a good laugh....

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only word : AWESOME ! :))

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works every time!

LOL. Love it!

My Pleasure .... :-)

I wonder if I can get away with that when I'm 78?

Best wishes ... ;-)

Hilarious!

Lol

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Best Face lift she ever got!!!!!

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Something to try someday

Best wishes....

Simply superb !!

Again thank You.....

This one made me laugh.

my pleasure ...


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Made me understand the wisdom that comes with age! :)
Now, if only she had got more than a facelift...

Omg!!!
Nice pinch ...

Pinching can be nice...and naughty too :)
When are you posting your next?

Very very funny

Thank you :)

funny

Thank you for comment ...


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The hilarious perv :)

awe...

I want to be like him :)

Best wishes ... :D

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Baa Doom Daa ( Drum's ) Nice one, see you around.

okay :)

some times you gotta go to all lengths to cop a feel . hehehehehe

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hilarious!!!!! thanks for the good laughter.

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Lol that made me laugh

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He was not born 78, on hand experience ;)

lol...

Nice story.

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That's got me laughing nice.

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Cheater.

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Great tnx and very greatfull asswell apreciating. ..madee mmy. Day

:-)) Y're welcome..

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what an opportunist !! haha... :P

hahaha... thtz y im not going to have facelift ever .. ;-))

Good one!

Great jokes, Dear, thanks for sharing

That was sweet!

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hahaha !!!! naughty and funny :D

LoLzzz.. ;-))

Hillarious! He was McRibbing her the whole time.

Clever He Is ... ;-)))

ha ha ha that was funny,very funny.

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hahaha...love it!

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lmao!!!

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