Alligator Shoes

A blonde desperately wanted a beautiful pair of alligator shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one the shop keepers, the young blonde declared, "Well then maybe I'll go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper relied with a smile, "Well lady, why don't you give it a try?"

The blonde headed of to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, the shop keeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a nine foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim , shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were seven other gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde struggled with the gator.
Then rolling eyes she screamed in frustration...

Blonde On A Plane:

A plane gets on it's way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the the pilot and the co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for an economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and the co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he make her move with out any fuss.

"I told her that first class isn't going to Toronto."
thesower thesower
Dec 9, 2012