Hard working, hard living farmer.

An 80 year old Saskatchewan farmer goes to the clinic in to Saskatoon for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

"I'm from Saskatchewan and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish. I'm up before daylight in the field plowing and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well."
"Well" says the doctor, "I'm sure that it helps, but there's got be more to it. How old was you father when he died?"

"Who said my father's dead?"

The doctor amazed, "You mean your 80 years old an your father is still alive? How old is he?"

"He's 100 years old," says the Sask boy. "In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, then we went down to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he is still alive. He's a Saskatchewan farmer and he's a hunter and a fisherman too."

"Well the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it then that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?"

"Who says grampa's dead?"

Stunned the doctor asks, "you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still alive?"

"He's 118 years old," says the man.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?"

"No, Grampa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."

At this point the Doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why would a 118 year old guy want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted too?"
thesower thesower
Dec 9, 2012