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Misleading Riddles

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

- A Nose -

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

- Peanut Butter -

3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?

- A Crane -


4. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do. What am I?

- A Tent -

5. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

- A Dentist -

6. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. What am I?

- A Wedding Ring -

7. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

- An Elevator -

8. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

- Chewing Gum -

9. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news. What am I?

- A Newspaper Boy -

10. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?

- A Glove -

11. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
What am I?

- An Arrow -

12. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
plead for it. What am I?

- An Attorney -
appraiserjes appraiserjes 41-45, M Dec 10, 2012

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