A Scottish woman went to a local newspaper office to publish the obituary for her recently deceased husband.

The obit editor informed her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She paused, reflected, and then said, "Well then, let it read,
" Angus Macpherson died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor told her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.

she thought it over and in a few seconds said, "In that case, let it read...

"Angus Macpherson died. Golf clubs for sale."
thesower thesower
1 Response Dec 10, 2012

actually I fell over backwards laughing like a barrel of hyenas. ahahaaahaaa