As I ran out of the supermarket this morning, the fat security guard started chasing me.

After running around the car park a few times, I finally came to a stop.

He grabbed me by my collar and breathlessly said, "Open your jacket."

So I unzipped it and said, "I've got nothing mate."

"Then why the **** did you run?" he asked.

"Because I thought you could do with the exercise."
jugglar jugglar
26-30, M
1 Response Dec 11, 2012

nice one! XD