Scratch Golfer

A scratch golfer hits his ball 300 yards straight down the fairway and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods.
He finds the ball but trees surround it.
He is angry says, "what the hell," grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can.
It bounces of a tree back at the golfer's head and kills him.

He arrives in Heaven and God Himself is at the Pearly Gates to greet him.
Looking up the records, God sees that the guy golf's and says, " Are you any good?"
The golfer looks at God  and says, "I got here in two, didn't I?'
thesower thesower
Dec 15, 2012