Things You Can Only Say At Christmas

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
Gemzaayy Gemzaayy
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29 Responses Dec 22, 2012


"Do you want stuffing?"


too funny...thanks for sharing

Very cute thanks

I find that reading it in order makes it funnier. Like a thanksgiving dinner process.


lol @ #14


OOOO This is very naughty,Its like a script for a Carry On movie Carry On Christmas in fact.
Guess the carry on film--No Barbara --,tent up now--,bunk up later----Oh my gawd Paula

And for those unfamiliar with the English vernacular a bunk up is a--well er you've got the birds and beeze and er daddy bee gets his leg over mummy bee and er--I think you get the picture And that reminds me too. On the first day I met my Aussie mother in law,she said in a verse, she was as wet as a shag on a rock.It was all I could do to stop laughing.For all of you unfamiliar with the English vernacular,a shag is --- well er

Great Turkey dinner LOLOL


lol..funny :)


OMG LMAO Just about peed my pants laughing. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

you make my evening - thank you

Hehe #2 for the girls !! #10 for the guys.. Your one sassy girl!


bad! ;)

that is really fun


I'm looking up the recipe for banana nut bread now.


Funny stuff!

18th one was the one of the best...LOL.. good one. thanks for sharing


Great collection. Would you like to add:-

"My partner doesn't like stuffing " :)

Thanks lol and *giggles*

Wonder if this one is for sharing between us Brits. - smiles at hearing your giggles.

nice one


You must also NEVER say to a bloke ''Toss you for a drink''