I Love Jokes And Riddles
Some deer hunting parent captured the moment... I have a poster someone sent me of a one-year old (give or take) boy, dressed in camouflage, and sitting on a dead buck. The boy is straddling the deer's neck and gripping its antlers with one hand. The other hand is pointed at the camera, a scowl on his face. The caption beneath reads, "Dear Santa, If I don't get what I want for Christmas, Rudolph's next!" (Maybe you need to be from a deer hunting part of the country to fully appreciate this, but the picture is hilarious!)