The Fairy GodmotherA married couple in their early sixties were celebrating their fortieth wedding anniversary in a romantic restaurant. Suddenly a fairy godmother appeared.
She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."
The fairy waved her magic wand and POOF!- two tickets for theQueen Mary 2 appeared.
The husband thought for a moment, and then said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry , sweetheart, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were very deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and POOF!- the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember that fairy godmothers are female.
This was nicked from Glamour Magazine, January 2011 edition, page 108. They got it from Katie Couric during a luncheon at the 2009 Women's Conference that was hosted by Maria Shriver.
For all the feminist :D