A Pirate's Tale- .and Not The Tail Associated With His Booty. Lol Okay Here's The Joke:

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened ? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them **** in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird ****."

"It was my first day with the hook."
jayciedubb jayciedubb
51-55, M
1 Response Jan 7, 2013

Haha you are scaring me person, haha just kidding. I still want to become a pirate lol

just keep a cork on the end of your hook when breaking it in for the first few days, huh..? I'm sure you'll be fine-