One Of My Favorite Of Chappelle's

It's so true, other than the fact that Dave is historically incorrect seeing as Washington did not in fact "write the Declaration of Independence" it is 100% accurate. The men who so passionately declared "all men are created equal" in fact owned slaves. Therefore contradicting themselves greatly.


  • You like him because he wrote the Declaration of Independence and that ****.

  • ''We hold these truths to be self-evident."

  •  *in between writing* ''Go get me a sandwich, ******, or I'll kill you.''

  •  ''Liberty, justice for all.''

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Jan 8, 2013