Jet Fuel

**** and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Oregon.

One day the airport was iced in and they were stuck in a hanger with nothing to do.

**** says, "Man, I wish I had something to drink!"
Jim says, Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You want to try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning **** wakes up and is surprised how good he feels.
In fact he feels great, no hangover, no bad side effects, nothing.

Then the phone rings.
It's Jim. Jim asks, "How do feel this morning?"
**** says, "I feel great, how about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too.You don't have a hangover?"
**** says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff- no hangover nothing.We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" Have you farted yet?
"Well don't- cause I'm in Washington."
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1 Response Jan 9, 2013