A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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5 Responses Jan 10, 2013

This cracked me up haha

Lol i like it!.i bumped into a genie on my way to work this morning..shaking with fear he was.He asked me what i thought the reason he was so scaired was?.I said it's obvious mate..your bottles gone!.


This is FLAWLESS!! :D Best joke I heard all darn day!! :D

R, you're sooo funny. I did laugh out loud! This is funny.