Hamster Diagnosis


A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog.
The dog nudges the hamster around with his nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
"There" says the vet, "Your hamster is dead."
Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.
The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat.
The cat jumps on to the table and looks at the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.
"It's definitely dead sir,"  says the vet.
Convinced , the man en quires how much he owes.
"That will be a $1000, please."
"A $1000 just tell me to tell me my hamster is dead," fumes the man.
"Well," says the vet, "There is my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan."
thesower thesower
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1 Response Jan 12, 2013

That was cute.