Things Your Teacher Didn't Teach You.

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
run23456 run23456
46-50, M
3 Responses Jan 13, 2013

I have to argue that last one..my xbf had to have the last word no matter what.

I like all the others, they are funny. Thanks for posting.

LOL ! Love it so true 2 !

I think you missed the last line.."Any word spoken after that is a new argument".<br />
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Read this before, But love to read it again. :-)

Oh wow ! After reading your comment I noticed that the byline says "By Me". I didn't write this I just thought it was a funny collection of thoughts.