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Jogger Bill

BILL CLINTON

started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.


But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.


With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.


"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.


"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton


This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.


He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"


One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!


As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.


He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the Secretary of State.


As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner,

Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual.

Sure enough,
there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.


Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"
Rapolis Rapolis 66-70, M 2 Responses Jan 14, 2013

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That hooker was right on the money. I saw Hillary on the news a few days & she's an absolute hag.

ha ha ha....