Journal Of A Teen Boy

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d!ck or a good memory..
I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a $ex object. Every time you ask for $ex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of $ex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly,
and Try Weakly

8. V!rginity can be cured. But I Dunno How...!!!

9. V!rginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having $ex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone $ex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy
with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed',
many men still sleep with their wives!!

valobasa4ever valobasa4ever
31-35, F
3 Responses Jan 16, 2013

That was cool. I like it.

17 is the winner of lot

i love number 2

Thx.. :-))