Think Before You Punish Kids

Frankie lives on a farm. One morning he is outside playing when his mom calls him in for breakfast. On the way to the kitchen, he kicks a cow, a pig, and a chicken. When he gets to the table all that he has in front of him is a dry bowl of cereal.
"What's the deal?" he asks.
"You kicked the cow, so no milk for you; you kicked the pig, so no bacon for you; and you kicked the chicken, so no eggs for you."
Just then, his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicks the cat. The boy says, "You gonna tell him - or do you want me to?"
domking domking
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Jan 16, 2013