Just Fred

A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster then the speed limit.
Since he was in a good mood that day he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write him a warning instead of a ticket.
So he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks."just Fred," the man responds.

The officer presses him for his last name, the man tells him he used to have a last name but he lost it.
The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but decides to play along.
"Tell me Fred, how did you loose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling.
I know, funny last name. the kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard  and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went to college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored with being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling  around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD...Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
thesower thesower
Jan 16, 2013