A Letter To Dad

A father passing by his teenage daughter's

bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up

prominently on the center of the pillow. 


It was addressed"Dad". With the worst

premonition, he opened the envelope and

read the letter with trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm

writing you, but I'm

leaving home . I had to elope with my new

boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a

scene with Mom and you.


I've been finding real passion with Randy and

he is so nice to me. I know when you meet

him you'll like him too - even with all his

piercings, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But

it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant

and Randy said that he wants me to have the

kid and that we can be very happy together.


Even though Randy is much older than me

(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and

has no money, really these things shouldn't

stand in the way of our relationship , don't

you agree?


Randy has a great CD collection; he already

owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack

of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he

has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll

be faithful to me in his own

way. He wants to have many more children

with me and that's now one of my dreams

too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't

really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for

us and we'll trade it with our friends for all

the cocaine and ecstasy we want.


In the

meantime, we'll pray that science will find a

cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure

deserves it!!


Your loving daughter,



At the bottom of the page were the letters



Hands still trembling, her father turned the

sheet, and read:


PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at

the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind

you that there are worse things in life than

my report card that's in my desk center

drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe

for me to come home.

I love U! ♥
iamhereforyou iamhereforyou
22-25, F
16 Responses Jan 17, 2013

beautiful.....still laughing!!

LMHO. Still love it :)


Smart girl:)

Wow thats mean !

nice one...............hahaahaa

ROTFLMMFAO ! WOW ! Sounds like the pranks I used 2 play on my dad !

That scared the cr## out of me.

My daughter would have done that to me, and said........ Got cha, didnt I.

Thats really good one!!!

Hahah...good one!

A really cool idea to get your report card signed :) so funny, glad the dad didn't get a heart attack. lol

I truly believe....... if my Daughter would have said this to me, and really meant it, I would be very disappointed, if I hadn't read the second page.

If I knew she was truly kidding and trying to make a bad thing as good as possible, It would have opened my eyes, even more, by her brutal honesty of a Joke, bending my mind, to reality..... I would have to sit down with her, and ask her: What I need to do to help her more, to get better grades, without her having to worry about my thoughts of her Grade Card, if I knew she was doing her best, and so am I.......

"Let's work on this, Sweetheart". "What must I do to help you be the Best"!!!!

The reality of my Real Daughter: She was the Valedictorian of her Class, with a 4.0 GPA. She knew I cared, very much. Each time we hugged, I could feel her "Melt" in my arms. Believe me, that's a feeling of Trust, most find difficult to achieve.

To a Father, with a Daughter..... It is a Dedication of being willing to give your life, for the life you gave her. Your reward is........ Love and Trust. There is no greater Reward to a Daughter. A Son, is able to act on his own, with good advise, without so much of the Hugs and Tenderness. Which is a good example for both of them when they mature and find the right partner's.

However, I feel the Author of this Thread, has an excellent relationship with her Father.

One of the Best Stories I have Read, lately. It woke up my Core Values, as a New Father, over 55 years ago.


Thank you =)


read this story... already but really interesting one.......

I wish I could do the same.. :(

i didn't do that lol!!

I know that! But it wouldn't be very believable if I said I was pregnant.

yeah you are a male that's y

lol epic!!