Two Cows

Two Cows

Traditional Economics:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

Indian Economics:
You have two cows.
You sell one to overcome debts. You worship the other

Pakistani Economics:
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows in PoK belong to you.

British Capitalism:
You have two cows. They are both mad cows.

American Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

Chinese Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the journalist who reported the numbers.

Japanese Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide, making millions.

The Nostalgia Critic:
You have had two cows since you were a child. They were a lot more fun back then.

eBay:
You have two cows. Both were an unwanted gift and are in almost new condition but you will only deliver to your local area. They have been viewed 142 times.

Google:
It was predicted that you have two cows. It took 0.37 seconds to determine that you had two cows and that about 2,420,000 results would interest you. But you've let Google know that you've got two cows.

Steven Spielberg:
You have two cows. They are a hundred feet tall and fight each other, destroying a major city. Eventually, one of them learns the true meaning of love.

Woody Allen:
You have two cows. One of them adopts a Chinese child. The other one has an affair with the child.

George W. Bush:
A coyote attacks and kills two of your cows. Eighteen months later you react by ordering your Stealth cows to invade the chicken coop.

Barack Obama:
You inherited two cows from George W. Bush, and you treat them in essentially the same way that he did. However, they are convinced that you treat them in just the opposite of the way he treated them. One of them loves you for it, while the other passionately hates you for it.

Tamil Nadu:
You have two cows.
One cow likes 2G and other cow is waiting for 3G.

West Bengal:
You have two cows. One cow is on strike and other cow is sick.
For 1st you blame the center and for 2nd you blame 34 years anarchy.

UP:
You have two cows.
One cow is given to Center for which another Cow is taken from Center.
domking domking
46-50, M
Jan 18, 2013