Childrens Sermon

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial; but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to quit laughing...
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Jan 19, 2013