"kiss"""At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor,
was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the
other end of the table,
sent him a piece of paper with the
word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said,
" WoW, your wife has sent you a "KISS" before you begin your speech ;
She must love you very much !"
The speaker replied,
" You don't know my wife yet ; The letters stand for :
" KEEP IT SHORT, STUPID!!"...